I want...

a kitchen-aid mixer
a smaller butt
an endless supply of wine and champagne
lots of free money
a night in the swankiest suite in the bellagio
a piece of roman pizza, at a roman café, right now
a hot tub
a trip to tahiti
all court shows to be cancelled
a big piece of stinky cheese
jake gyllanhall's phone number (i spelled it wrong, so sue me)
the ants in my house to go away
this lamp