I want to love you tender

A friend sent this along today and I just can't help but comment.

First of all, how can he possibly love her tender and prove he's no pretender with a bunch of retarded-ass cheerleaders dancing right through them.

1) Who is the freaky dude at the very beginning with the head band? He's like a beardless Wolfman Jack. This is his only appearance in the whole thing... perhaps he's supposed to be the God of their freaky deaky world, perhaps he was their choreographer

2) The cheerleaders had so much potential when they all lined up in a row and had their arms straight out at different positions - some kind of fantastic fan-like thing, but they blew it when they broke off into the most lame-ass individual air guitar performances.

3) What the fuck are they doing when they're all hunched over and going back and forth in front of the camera... some of them have instruments, the rest of them look like they're just constipated and trying to walk, except for the dude who is holding the chick up with her legs spread... now that's exciting stuff.

4) The whitest soul train dance tunnel EVER.

5) The ridiculous half jumping jacks just before the Grease-like car riding off into the stellar realm. (huh?)

I'm so confused.