Renaissance Woman

I can sew, crochet, knit, build stuff, make jewelry, cast metal, cook, clean, change a tire, wire an outlet, transfer images, design anything, build a website, fix some computer problems, wire my stereo system, count to ten in many languages, make my own pita bread, make children smile, make adults laugh, own up to my mistakes, solve puzzles, win video games, remember conversations verbatim, laugh at myself, win respect and influence people, tie-dye a shirt, make a pillow, grow herbs, trim marijuana, negotiate the buying of a house, not go to prison, make a wreath from things lying around my house, use panty-hose for 20 different applications, get gum out of hair and wood, make a manhatten, fix a stapler, make balloon animals, snowboard, skydive, snorkel, run a marathon...

How the hell am I not paid as much as Martha Stewart?

(oh yeah, and as Hbomb pointed out, choreograph silly dance numbers for only my crazy friends to watch...it's a good thing... can Martha do THAT?)